Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Number 1. It is fun (yep! It’s comedy). I hate spelling. But this spelling competition is one of the most – not boring spelling bee ever. I love the humor and the way they were delivered. Super laugh trip. I swear even during my third time.
Vice Principal Panch (calling a guest speller who is wearing a flat shoes with sequins): Ms. XXX
Ms Peretti (giving a description about the speller): Ms XXX’s shoes is made of a disco ball
(Okray to the max!)
…and how they use the word in a sentence.
Vice Principal Panch: Ms. XXX, your word is BINGO.
Ms. XXX: can you please use that in a sentence?
Vice Principal Panch: (covering his mouth) mmp- mmp- mmp- mmp- mmp- and BINGO was his name oh.
Number 2. Despite the touch of humor, the play did not totally disregard its deeper message.
For me, the play is to show the issues usually faced by students at school and at home which carves the way they behave during the bee.
Each speller represent one issue:
Chip Tolentino represents PUBERTY ISSUE. During the play he got an erection because of Leaf’s sister. And because of this, he was distracted and spelled the word wrong.
Leaf Coneybear has been labeled by his family a not-that-smart kid. For him, he’s not good at spelling but he loves spelling. And during his turn at the bee, he somehow like undergo a state of trans (like possessed by some spirits) to spell the word correctly.
Loganne Schwartzangrubenierre (whew!) was indoctrinated by her two gay dads that nobody wants losers, even God. So imagine how super duper uber the pressure on her when she spells a word. Her mistake is overcomplicating V-U-G and spelled it like V-H-U-G-U-E (something like that).
Marcy Park lives up to the expectation of being always a winner in all aspects. In her case, no one is pressuring her but herself. She thought, winning all the time is cool and will make her happy. But no. After her conversation with Jesus, she intentionally misspelled C-A-M-O-U-F-L-A-G-E like C-A-M-O-U-F-L-A-J-Z-H.
Olive Ovstrtrovsky suffers from busy parents. Her mom was in India and her dad was busy at work. And because she spent most of her time with her dictionary at home, she placed 1st runner up.
William Barfee is genius. Loves to study that he has forgotten on how to make friends. But at the end, he fall in love with Olive (which by the way, when the two vowels of which is reversed, it becomes ILOVE).
Number 3. Can I just say that I also super love the soundtrack of this play? The soundtrack qualify into my “Happy Songs Playlist”. The songs are comical and fun, not that type of serious classical songs of musicals. And like #2, despite the comical and fun touch, the deeper message is still there.
Listen here (http://papafotocopy.multiply.com/music/item/222/25th_Annual_Putnam_County_Spelling_Bee).
Number 4. Another reason why this play is not dragging is that it engages the audience such that the whole theatre is like a big production itself. It usually acquires guest spellers from the audience (one of them must be a celebrity) and treats the audience like the real audience of the bee.
During the Geneva Cruz Show…
Vice-Principal Panch: Ms Cruz, please spell PARADISE.
Geneva: Can you please use that in a sentence?
Vice-Principal Panch: Paradise, help me make a stand, Paradise, take me by the hand, Paradise, make the world understand
And during my third show, I even witnessed Joel Trinidad’s (Vice-Principal Panch) on-stage wedding proposal to her girlfriend right after the play, seen by everyone. It is super romantic. Congratulations to both of you guys!
Number 5. I learned a lot new words. Words that I’ve never heard before and never thought I will hear in the future.
Wampumpeag – a primitive currency coin
Crepuscule – twilight
Boanthropy - the delusion that one is an ox
Hasenpfeffer - a stew of marinated rabbit meat garnished usually with sour cream
And a family of South American rodent namely, Accouchi, Chinchilla and Capybara.
Basta! The entire production is just soooo hilarious!
Monday, November 30, 2009
Wall Decals
Friday, November 13, 2009
I LOVE CARTOON! (explodingdog.com)
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Project Bromstad
Being healthy includes a lot of factors such as physical activities, diet, and outlook in life. When I was assessing my life whether I have been healthy for about 23 years (obviously not), I came up to a realization that I’m getting old and health should be one of my top priorities (Echos! I just want to look good Haha!). So I draft a plan to put “things” back to “normal”. When I’m drafting the plan, I thought of looking good and feeling good as the main goal. But I realized that this objective entails a more lot sub-objectives because of the many factors contributing to the “Looking Good and Feeling Good” state – I have to change my views in life, I have to modify my diet, I have to stop smoking, to stop drinking alcoholic drinks, to sleep at least 8 hours a night, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. I was overwhelmed so I divided these sub-objectives into little projects. This blog entry aims to launch Project Bromstad, my first step to a healthy living and good looking.
So what is this Project Bromstad all about?
Project Bromstad is about correcting the primary health indicators such as BMI (Body Mass Index), Body Fat Percentage, and Waist to Hip Ratio. The specific objectives are as follows:
1. 1. To lower my current body fat percentage of 26.3% to the desirable range of 14%-20% body fat percentage.
2. 2. To lose 26.21lbs to be within the standard BMI for my age.
3. 3. To lose my bulge in my tummy
I want the healthiest attack to this problem, aligned to my overall goal of living a healthy lifestyle, so I won’t go the surgical way such as liposuction nor crash diets and supplements. I want to go the natural way.
And that way I chose to go is to beef up my metabolism. Let me expound further about how boosting my m-e-t-a-b-o-l-i-s-m can help me achieve the goals of this project. Looking deeper at my objectives (lower my…, lose…, minimize…,), notice that the main culprit are the EXCESS elements which are to be LOWERED, to be LOST and to be MINIMIZED. So what are these EXCESS elements? Honestly I don’t know. Most probably, FAT, but it can also be carbohydrates, protein or a combination of those that are in excess and currently stored in my body. But whatever it is, boosting metabolism can get rid of this excess thing in my body.
According to an article by Roxanne Raid for Men’s Health (MH, Sept 2009), the term METABOLISM refers to the way our body processes carbohydrates, proteins and fats to release the energy we need for various bodily processes. And if our problem is the excess carbs, proteins and fat, the next question is how do we speed up our metabolism to process the surplus compounds?
Let me give you and myself also a deeper scientific background of what metabolism is. Another term to remember is Metabolic Rate. It is the rate in which energy is generated from these three compounds. There are three types of metabolism (BMR, PAEE and TEF) that contributes to the total metabolic rate. BMR or the Basal Metabolic Rate is the amount of energy that you need to support basic body functions. This energy is fixed and is expended even if we do nothing or just sleeping. PAEE or the Physical Activity Energy Expenditure is the energy needed for other physical activities other than the “basic body functions”. TEF or the Thermic Effect of Food is the energy required to fuel the process of digesting, absorbing and sorting of food we eat. The metabolic rate is the one that dictates that how many calories we burn and is determined by age, weight, height, gender, state of health and activity level. Obviously uncontrollable factors are our genetic make-up and age but variables are our diet and physical activities and this is the key strategy of Project Bromstad.
A simple equation to remember…Here, X is the energy needed for the BMR, PAEE and TEF and is primarily supplied by the food we eat. Any energy greater than X will be stored in our body. If the food we eat provides energy lower than X, the gap will be acquired from the stored compounds. So, the key is to lower X or increase the total metabolic rate. And how do we do this? The next paragraphs enumerate my action plans based on this principle.
1. Diet Modification: Eat sensibly
- Balance meal. Every meal, half of my plate shall be made-up of vegetables and fruits, ¼ is meat (healthily cooked) and ¼ is starch such as rice, bread, or pasta.
- Eat little more often. I have to eat 6 small meals per day - 3 meals which is composed of the above proportion and 3 snacks which is rich in protein and complex carbs.
- Don’t skip breakfast. Yeah I know, my mom is so strict when it comes to breakfast. But I shall remember to eat a healthy breakfast – avoid fried stuffs!
- Don’t starve. I won’t, don’t worry.
- Eat little at dinner. Oh no! I shall eat salad instead of a full blown meal.
- Drink plenty of water. I have no problem when it comes to water.
2. Increase Physical Activities: Think while you sweat
- This usually includes cardio exercises such as running on a treadmill, or cycling that increases our PAEE. But since our body adapts to training in about three months, it is better to do cardio exercises that engage the nervous system like sports, dance or aerobic classes because the brain can use up to 30 percent more calories.
- As an action plan, I will include Body Combat and Body Balance to my treadmill run. I will also be active with Badminton session with my High School barkada every Sunday afternoon.
3. Increase Muscle Mass: Build your muscle
Muscle cell is more metabolically active than fat cells; thus, it burns more calories than fat. The greater the proportion of lean muscle mass, the higher our metabolic rate will be. Instead of doing resistance training (free weights, strings and machines) alone, combine these with some movement patterns.
I will be going to the gym as much as I can but my ideal schedule includes resistance training on Tuesdays and Thursdays, cardio workout (mixed treadmill run and cycling) on Wednesdays, Body Combat on Saturdays and Sundays and Badminton on Sundays. Busy much? Yes. And I am giving myself two months to achieve my goals, just timely for my December Coron vacation. And I am sure I can do this. Aja! :)
***Special thanks to Men's Health Philippines September 2009 Issue and David Bromstad for being my Thinspiration for this project.
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Thank you Lord at eto lang ang nangyari sa kin
It was a rainy Saturday morning. I woke up at around 6am. Toni and I had a plan to go jogging in preparation for a marathon the next day. But it was raining. Jogging was not possible by then. So I decided to go to the gym instead. My nanay, before I left the house, said, “O bumabagyo aalis ka pa?” I answered her “hindi yan, babalik din po ako ng lunch time”. Then I’m off to gym with my gym stuffs, a jacket and an umbrella. I also opt to bring a cosmo mag with me. It was raining hard. But I managed my way finding a jeep going to Robinsons Metroeast. On my way, there were already some flooded areas especially along Imelda Avenue in front of Makro Cainta and Village East (where Camille Prats and her family are residing). I thought it was just an ordinary flood since this is a low area and always the first to be flooded even with a small rain. So I did not mind. It was raining all the time. I arrived at the gym and hurried up for a body combat at ten. Work out… work out… work out… I thought the rain outside is subsiding…but it was not. The gym is unusually empty. There were only 15 attendees of Body Combat which usually can really overload the studio. It was the weather that prevented them from going to the gym. In my mind, “Is it that serious?”
I finished my routine at around 2pm. I took a bath and prepare for a haircut in the nearby Bench Fix. Ian said my hair is already getting annoying. However, John, my stylist was not able to report to the saloon because of the weather. Again, a question popped in my mind “really? Is the rain that serious?” so instead I planned to go home instead. But when I saw the road outside MetroEast, all I could say was “Oh my God”. The road is already covered with chocolatey water and it was flowing, rushing, like rio grande rapids. Again, the situation did not sink in. I got back to the gym to make “tambay” while waiting for the rain and the flood to subside. I was still optimistic that I could go home that night.
5 o’clock, 6’o clock, 7’oclock. I spent my time reading the Cosmo I brought (whew! Buti nalang dinala ko ito kase if not, hello boredom!). The people inside the mall are not lessening but instead they are growing in numbers little by little. Most of them were seated on the floor, opportunistically charging their cell phones using the mall electricity outlets, and chatting with each other. Most of them were students, fresh from their class suspensions. Obviously they couldn’t go out the mall yet because of the flood outside. In short, we were all trapped-slash-stranded (we were “strandees”) in the mall. At around 8pm, the management of the mall decided to shoo away the strandees to the parking area, because the mall would be closing in any minute (turning off the lights and all). I thought we (fitness first members) were lucky enough we were comfortably staying inside the club but a guard soon told us that ALL people should go to the parking area for safety reasons too. So I got my stuffs. But before going to the parking lot Tirsh (a new found friend, she is an FF member too) and I went to the middle of the mall (where there is a hole for you to see the lowest floor) to make “usyoso” what’s happening on the ground floor. Again, all I could say was “Oh my God!” the chocolatey water I saw earlier outside is rushing into the ground floor of the mall and into the grocery area.
This is the time when the situation sank in to me. Kinilabutan ako sa nakita ko. Kinabahan ako. In my mind, “this is already serious.” The rushing water is destroying a carnival set-up in the ground floor and the stores in that level. I texted my mom and told I could not go home because of the flood and instead I would just stay in a “friend’s house” nearby. Yes I lied. I was getting scared by then.
It’s humid in the parking area. I got a chance to look at the outside world and saw that the whole area was covered with muddy water and the water is rushing. A lot of vehicles were being carried by the current. The scene is devastating. Max’s and Goldilocks I guessed are giving away foods but we were not able to get some. Kanya kanyang latag ng karton/dyaryo sa parking area. Some stayed in their car. The parking seemed to be a multilayered evacuation center. I texted my friends to know their situation.
Toni and Tina were staying in their neighbor’s house (with 2nd floor) because the water in Vista Verde was alarming. Toni’s house had chest-high water. Tina’s had waist-high.
Tirsh’s parents, who were living in Town and Country Subdivision along Marcos Hi-way, were already in their neighbor’s house too.
Karl who house is in Green park Cainta was already in their roof.
Well, me? I was staying in the parking area of Robinsons Metroeast with my co-strandees, nothing to eat (my last meal was an egg-stuffed pandesal before I left home) and drink and waiting for this rain and flood to subside. I just thought how lucky am I compared to these guys.
9pm, the management let the strandees to enter the mall. Naawa siguro. So we went back to Fitness First. This time, all of us were tuned in one station to get news in the outside world. Marikina is already drowning (Kristine Reyes is already in their roof crying). Goodness. Good thing our place is at a higher location so no worries of getting flood inside the house. But still, I was worried and wished that I were with my family.
“So I will be staying my night at the gym”, I told myself.
A few more hours of watching the news then Tirsh and I decided to sleep already. We slept on a soft fitness first sofa foam at around 12mn, hoping that when I wake up the next day, everything would be okay. It is somewhat a comfortable sleep except for the snores of some co-fitness first strandees.
At around 5am, everybody were already up and were watching the news. I did my morning regimen – hilamos, and brush my teeth. The chismis was no more water so we could already go home but the traffic is super heavy daw. So I packed my things and went outside the mall to check the outside world. The sun was already shining but I could still see the thick clouds. Traffic is very heavy – bumper to bumper or rather a long parking lot along the road? I bid my goodbye to Tirsh and told her to take care while making “lusong” to the baha on her way. I decided to walk the direction of my home – hoping that the sidewalks were already dry. A lot of people were walking because there were no jeeps as well. But it was not a long walk because the road soon was replaced by a long chocolatey river. It was not passable yet. Chismis are, Karangalan area still had waist-deep water and at Junction, the water is up to the neck. There were trucks that take people but according to them, even trucks were not allowed to pass through the flood (tumitirik kahit truck!) so I opt to stay in the area…wait again for the flood to subside and the roads to be passable.
I told myself “okay, I cannot go home yet” so I look for a seat at Baang Coffee in Sta Lucia, which experienced a little damage too because of the flash flood the previous night. I distruct my boredom by listening and watching people.
One crowd is talking about an exam they had the previous day. Their professor told them “kahit anong mangyari tuloy ang exam”.
Yun naman isang crowd which is a group of call center agents managed their way from Ortigas by walking through the flood up to here.
Most of them still were students with their brownish uniforms signs of “paglusong sa baha”.
10am when I felt hunger. I thought of Ministop so I went back to Robinsons MetroEast. On my way I saw a Gardenia truck, a long line of people is following them. I told myself “This is already serious. I can only see this scene in TV during calamity but this time, I can see the scene with my two naked eye”
When I arrived at ministop, I was shocked (“Oh my God” again) to see a long line of people before the door. Apparently, the guard is already controlling the foot traffic inside the shop. Baka dinumog kanina ng mga strandees. I took a gulp of my laway and look for the ending of the line. I was damn hungry. 30mins of lining up, I was able to get my food. Thank goodness they had enough stocks of bottled beverages and Kariman. I bought two bottles of FAB (no more bottled water), one tuna kariman, one small Pringles, a pack of tissue and a facial cleanser (no more alcohol!). I supposed this was enough. I was still optimistic that I would have my dinner at home.
On my way going back to Baang Coffee (it was the most comfortable place I could find), the traffic was still heavy, and the Gardenia truck was still there but no more lines (I hope they were able to supplyenough bread for those who were in line). I found the same strandees as when I left the place. My chair was still there, available. I took a seat and eat the Tuna Kariman and a Fab (mango flavor, my favorite!).
5pm, 6 pm, 7pm (I’m done reading Cosmo, I was thinking to read it again), 8pm, 9pm, zzzzz
All in all, I had only 3 hours of sleep. It rained during the nights but Thank God it did not cause another flood. It was very cold but good thing I was with my jacket. When I woke up, I start walking to look for an open establishment to charge my phone. It was 6 am then. I was able to negotiate with Mcdo guys to let me use their electricity for charging.
This time, there were no more water and mud in the area, no more heavy traffic too. But still no jeeps and buses yet to take me home. I decided to walk. No more water. The road is continuous except for occasional think muds and a long pile of “abandoned” vehicles. Luckily, there I saw a jeep who just decided to make “pasada” and I immediately grab the handle and ride in it. On my way home, water was still present in some parts but it’s already manageable. The highest that I saw was ankle-deep.
When I got home, I immediately turned on the TV to get some news about the situation. I realized that I was still lucky as compared to those who lost their home and life. All I could say is “Oh my God, Thank you!”
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Morbidity
Sunday, August 30, 2009
August Summarized
Long time no blog folks. But don’t get me wrong. This no-blog moment doesn’t mean there’s nothing going on in my life. In fact lots of things (interesting things) happened to me these past few weeks.
1. First, I planned my gym routine to convert my bulging tummy to a hot 6-packer one. However, I was not able to implement it yet. Tomorrow, promise.
5. And saw the 2009 World Press Winners Exhibit at Mall of Asia.
These are some of my favorites:Pixar has not disappointed me. This is a great movie and everyone must watch it. The story is simple and not too complicated. The characters are not overwhelming cars, toys or fishes, they are simply humans (not heroes okay? they don't have powers and special abilities). But despite the simplicity, Pixar was able to create a film worth standing ovation. Lovet!
RUSSELL: Good afternoon. My name is Russell. And I am a wilderness explorer in tribe 54, Sweat lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir?
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: I could help you cross the street
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: I can help you cross your yard.
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: I could help you cross your porch.
CARL: No.
RUSSELL: Well, I gotta help you cross something.
CARL: No, I'm doing fine.
Love the inuman at night (sigh we missed the bonfire and the s'mores) and the morning walk-slash-jog.
People there are so accommodating and hospitable. You can even make "utang" from the sari-sari store without having "listahan" nor asking your name.
1. 10. Watched The Time Traveler’s Wife. Was crying although out the movie. The story was great, the script was neatly written and the entire movie was delicately made up to the smallest details. Bravo! By the way i love Eric Bana’s butt artistic exposure(s). :)
And Saizen after.